I often spend the previous week thinking about what I will write for this Monday blog. I take a few notes, look up a couple of sources and let things marinate. By Saturday I have a pretty clear idea of what I will write. On Sunday I write the beginning, the end and reshape the middle. It’s kind of fun. However, these past two weeks I am having trouble focusing. Random thoughts appear, then are carried away, only to show up in an altered state. I’m sure this situation will correct itself after I empty the garbage, so come along with me as I sort through the bins.
I am a sucker for Clickbait despite whatever awful things might happen to my computer. A slide show of Twenty Celebrities Who Have Aged Horribly? I’m on it! Ten Flattering Hairstyles for Older Women? Sign me up! This morning I clicked through a slide show about an octopus a family rescued who returned to the beach the next day “to thank his rescuers.” I would like to see a citation (ala Adam Ruins Everything) that an “octopus thank you” is possible.
Who can resist cat videos? My favorite this week is the cat trying to pet a bird. Dogs make good subjects, too–especially the “guilty dog” videos.
Words and Phrases I Would Like to Eliminate From TV News
“Got out over his/her skis”
And by the way…..
“Less” does not mean “Fewer.”
“Literally” is seldom used correctly.
Television Advertisements and PSAs I Can Do Without
Any ad for prescription medication (without the dire warnings, there would be no narrative at all).
The brand new Public Service Announcements that show a man and woman talking at work, then he pretends to check out her earrings and instead kisses her neck, followed by the caption, “This is Sexual Harassment.” Do men really need such basic instructions? Truly? I think they know it when they do it.
Have a good week and don’t forget to empty the garbage!